Simon’s Best Games And Movies Of The Year


It’s time to interrupt the endless barrage of Christmas calories

that I seem intent on shoving down my throat as quickly as possible

seriously, it’s like Gluttony Man in Se7en

but I don’t have my body tied down,

my arms are wilfully ladling anything alcoholic or sweet or tasty into my mouth

like it’s going out of fashion

to round up what I think have been my personal favourite games and movies of 2013.

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Ten Reasons You Should Buy Tomb Raider


Publishers Square Enix [recently stated]( that the new *Tomb Raider* reboot was a sales disappointment as it had “only” sold 3.4 *million* physical copies in *one month*. Not counting any sales on Steam or PSN in this age of digital distribution, it still sold *3.4 million copies*. It’s a good job that report didn’t come out on this April Fool’s Day, as it would have perfectly fit the day’s tone of ridiculousness.

So, at the risk that Crystal Dynamics might not get a chance to make a sequel, here’s ten reasons why you should stop what you’re doing and go and buy this game right now:


1) It’s beautiful

Seriously. From the flock of seagulls flying over a moonlit shipwreck, to the snowy top of a mountain research base, it will frequently take your breath away. Character design is delicious and the signature sweeping vistas are scenic masterpieces.


2) You’re not playing as Angelina Jolie

Lara Croft became a bloated, bulletproof pair of boobs in tiny shorts. This Lara, brought to life by Rhianna Pratchett in word and Camilla Luddington in voice, is vulnerable, tenacious and compelling. The player grows with her and fights with her, watching as the innocent girl becomes chiselled into the character we know, until she changes into the very thing that her enemies fear. It’s a visible, emotive transformation that has you shouting threats along with her.


3) It channels the best of *Dead Space*

The first one, that is. Not only are there some great moments of feeling utterly trapped and surrounded by vicious killers, but the soundtrack also heightens the tension with the same discordant creeping strings that worked so well in *Dead Space*. A great game for headphones.


4) The writing and story are great

A captivating story that combines ancient mystery with the extreme survival of wreck survivors, there’s a constant compelling push to the finish. Lara’s lines are touchingly natural, giving real weight behind her struggles to comprehend the violence around her.


5) The bow will become your best friend

There are guns and grenades and all kinds of murder tools, and yet you’ll always feel compelled to resort back to such a silent, deadly weapon. Stalking multiple enemies through a forest, bow in hand, is a visceral pleasure.


6) It outdoes *Uncharted*

*Uncharted* borrowed from *Tomb Raider*, and this reboot returns the favour, except the levels are wider, the combat better, the thrills more urgent. *Uncharted 2* may still be perfect in regards of set pieces and supporting characters, but Lara has the more interesting game.


7) It feels like a next-gen game

The detail is amazing. Not just in the fidelity of the graphics, but the level of animation is jaw-dropping. Lara will run her hand along walls, stumble over rocks, and scamper up disintegrating stairs. Enemies react brutally and die horribly, all while the game engine stays as solid as a rock. This would all justify the expenditure on a next-gen console, and yet we’ve got it for (apparently) outdated hardware.


8) The soundtrack is awesome

Maybe not as a stand-alone collection of music, but in context Jason Graves’ soundtrack provides the perfect mix of tender piano themes and grating metal clanks. The music is intrinsically linked to the action, beautifully scoring your journey.


9) It does being-trapped-on-a-mysterious-island better than *Lost*

…and *Far Cry 3*, for that matter. It may not *truly* be open-world, but the linearity is masked in wide levels with tons of secrets to discover. Tombs are tucked away, a mixture of old architecture and more recent research chambers. More tombs, larger and more complicated, would have been welcome. The island itself plays a starring role in the proceedings, its secrets gradually becoming painfully clear right up to the end.


10) There may still be too much combat, but it feels *great*

It’s definitely a requirement of modern gaming, and *Tomb Raider* games have always had a problem with combat-heavy sections, but it’s never felt this good. The guns are weighty and effective, the melee combat desperate and vicious, but its the bow that’s the star of the show. Lara’s ability with firearms increases with her confidence, echoing the narrative development of the character. A useful dodge/counter attack also underlines how her agility is her main weapon.


I finished *Tomb Raider* tonight and am still reeling from the final act’s power and intensity. Easily one of the best third-person action adventure games of this – or any – generation, not having a sequel because of poor business management on Square Enix’s part would be a terrible shame. Here’s hoping common sense wins over the unrealistic numbers and the amazing team at Crystal Dynamics has the opportunity to tell us another chapter in young Lara’s story.

Tomb Raider: Sweet Desperation

The young one

The internet, for all its splendour and doorways to the world, has completely ruined the art of keeping a secret. Long gone are the times where you would buy a game based purely on how you felt about the series or how many demons were being depicted midway through the beheading process on the cover art. Every single exciting title – from one dollar to sixty – is mercilessly dragged through the preview PR procedure, feature bulletpoints carefully managed for maximum digestibility, until the actual game is almost an afterthought. It’s a double-edged sword, but with both edges cleanly slicing away your satisfaction – either the game cannot live up to your expectations, or it is clearly painted as something you’d never, ever play. *Halo 4* was a recent victim of this. Speaking as someone who lapped up *Halo* 1-3 and [adored *ODST*](, *Halo 4* made a dull hollow thud, even after the preceding cacophony of exciting previews, web episodes and…Mountain Dew cross-promotions. The dire *Aliens: Colonial Marines* even showed how preview gameplay sections can be a total fabrication. More tellingly, the main reaction to the release of *Temple Run 2* a few weeks ago wasn’t anything to do with the gameplay, but more about the fact that it had been released with zero warning or fanfare, a singular reminder of what it felt like to find a new Spectrum cassette on the shelves. The internet is the antithesis of surprise.

However, very rarely, there is an exception. Sometimes the collected previews can put you off *so* much that the review of the finished game is something to be savoured, our inner schadenfreude preparing to feast on the low number at the end as justification of our pessimism. Then, when all the reviews in fact paint a different picture, the most wonderful thing happens:

You realise you were wrong.

*Tomb Raider*’s path from all-conquering Playstation icon to industry joke has been as rocky and treacherous as any of Ms. Croft’s signature tombs. Toby Gard’s original vision of a cocky, adventurous Indiana Jones analogue – female purely as a sales strategy – became as outlandish as the breasts that came to symbolise her. The tingling pleasure of being lost with only your wits to help you through ancient puzzles – punctuated by fighting the odd leopard or, you know, T-Rex – was soon lost as each sequel shifted more towards combat against entirely average evil European henchmen. Core’s final series entry, 2003’s *Angel Of Darkness*, was an entirely unsuccessful attempt to drag Lara into a more serious, darker focus amidst a broken game of shifting abilities and forced combat. Lara’s popularity took a downward dive onto rocks, leaving a screaming, crumpled mess at the bottom.

A few years later, design duties having been ripped unceremoniously from Core’s hands, the responsibility to push Lara back into the limelight was passed to Crystal Dynamics. Their reboot, 2006’s *Legend*, is actually one of my favourites in the series. There was still entirely too much combat, but the joyous feelings of emerging at the top of a forest waterfall, or pushing the final piece of a gigantic spacial puzzle into place, had been placed back where they belonged. It was met with good reviews, as was the cleaned-up version of the first *Tomb Raider*, *Anniversary*. Unfortunately, 2008’s *Underworld* was less successful. CD fell into the same trap that had ensnared Core towards the end, which was to add unnecessary darkness in a bid for greater realism. I enjoyed *Underworld* to a point, even if the puzzles at the end went on too long, but it all felt so gritty and joyless. It finally seemed like there was no way to make a *Tomb Raider* game that could still capture that old adventuring spirit whilst ticking the boxes for what the men in ties decided the gaming public wanted. *Uncharted* filled the gap for linear Indiana Jones emulation, and Lara, once again, shifted backwards into irrelevance.


And that’s where she lay until publishers Squire Enix decided that there was still money in the banana stand. What do you do with a once-classic figure who had drifted far from her glory days? Reboot. Again. The collective sigh could be heard from all quarters of the internet, not just because of the decision’s inevitability, but also from those that remembered the good old days and knew that poor Lara was being lined up for another critical mauling. First reports didn’t help matters – young Lara, innocent and vulnerable, stuck on an island with evil all around. It all felt like a marketing exercise based on teenage fantasy surveys. There seemed to be increased focus on the two sides of the franchise that were not required – more darkness, more combat. Gameplay scenes showing cover-based shooting. Lara bound and hanging upside-down in a torture cave, screaming and yelling and groaning with every cut, bruise and fall. A furor when one dev mentioned we would have to save her from “rape”. Lara, in the process of being re-re-invented, seemed to be something that could no longer be connected with the words “tomb” and “raider”. It seemed to be a steady, unstoppable slide down to review disaster.

However, there was a twist in the tale. The reviews emerged, over a week before release (an oddity in these days of tight embargoes), and they were all largely glowing. In fact, they seemed to unanimously agree that, past the first third, it was something very special indeed. Their evidence all pointed towards the same vital aspect – the return of desperation. This, for me, is gaming’s secret, magic, rare ingredient.

I’m sick of invulnerability. I take no pleasure in running headlong into a field of enemies, having *just* learnt how to hold a gun, and clearing it out with no problem at all (I’m looking at *you*, *Far Cry 3*). Hiding while bullet holes heal Wolverine-like and my vision changes from *blood-red* to *you’re-fine-now grey* is just ridiculous. I don’t need perfect realism, I just need to not be broken out of my immersion by a college boy expertly using a sniper rifle (HELLO *FAR CRY 3* HOW ARE YOU). This works both ways, though – in *Halo*, in the glorious *Vanquish*, I *am* a super-soldier tank-wearing human, but the enemies I face demand brains as well as brawn. Running and shooting at the Covenant, on Heroic or Legendary, will soon result in a dead Chief.

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The *Uncharted* series receives a great deal of criticism about its linearity, how the player really only has minimal control over the unfolding narrative. This is true, of course, but it’s not the whole story. What really makes Uncharted is the expertly managed feeling that your avatar is only *just* getting through each engagement, the skin-of-his-teeth kind of storytelling that served the good Indiana Jones films so well. The writing, animation and set-pieces – particularly in *Uncharted 2* – combine to create a righteous Boy’s Own adventure that frequently leaves the player gasping. My highlights both involved jumping – leaping across the internal walkways of a tower, avoiding gunfire and rocket launchers, and later diving between speeding jeeps, white knuckles grasping for traction on each narrow landing. Pure cinema thrills. Also, the first *Motorstorm* is superior in its series as it perfectly captures this same sense of clinging on, this time to the handlebars of your motorbike as you burst out from the surrounding carnage. The sequels left it out, and suffered as a consequence.

This sense of desperation against greater odds can also work from a first-person perspective, usually the mainstay of bulletproof mantanks. I *loved* the second half of EA’s 2010 *Medal Of Honor* reboot as it dared to do something that *Call Of Duty* would never attempt – it rounded you up in a disintegrating mud hut, encroaching enemies on all sides, before making you run away for your own survival. It’s a shame that the shockingly bad sequel, *Warfighter*, wasn’t brave enough to follow this lead, instead pandering back to the needs of the CoD demographic (and failing miserably in the process). *Mirror’s Edge* played with the idea of a vulnerable free runner actually being more burdened by a gun than without, highlighting the way you had to use your agility to escape the situation (at least, until the forced combat). The final chapter of each *Left 4 Dead* episode is a mad rush for the finish, hopelessly outnumbered with only your co-op friends to help you through.

Intense difficulty can also create the kind of desperation that is sharp and addictive. In recently playing the wonderful *Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance* and *Dead Or Alive 5*, I was reminded of the adrenaline thrill connected with the need to watch enemy attacks and react accordingly. There are little things more satisfying (in gaming, anyway) than being hopelessly beaten down and still emerging victorious thanks to some well-timed blocks and parries. This is further intensified when, in something like *Geometry Wars* or *Super Hexagon* (which I’m increasingly convinced might be the perfect game), you smash through your personal best and just hang on, instincts controlling your fingers while your heart screams in slow, breathless beats.

How does this link to *Tomb Raider*? By all accounts, it’s all down to Lara. She turns from shrieking, terrified girl to stalking hunter with bow in hand, until the end of the game apparently hints at the cocksure raider we know and love. However, it is we that shape her new skills and share in her vulnerability, her desperation to survive in the face of so much danger. There is still a clear line between combat and exploration – to the slightly irksome point that tombs are “optional” – but both are designed to their respective strengths. The combat pushes Lara into silent use of the bow, the exploration has vistas and physical puzzles that will delight all old-school fans. There are a few negative points, but critical feedback has turned the new *Tomb Raider* into something entirely tempting and exciting, and all because Crystal Dynamics decided to focus on the pure fear of a young girl alone in the jungle, the odds so stacked against her that it’s almost not worth fighting.




*Some recommended reading:*

[Ellie Gibson’s excellent review on Eurogamer](

[Kotaku’s review](

[Kotaku – Why The New *Tomb Raider* Works](–works)