It’s happening and there is nothing we can do to stop it.
I, for the life of me, am not really sure why _Sharknado_ was the internet sensation that it was. Scratch that, I know exactly why: it’s because of the title. And that’s all. I know this because there was another movie of similar quality about sharks that live in the snow on a mountain except instead of calling it “Sharkalanche” they called it “Avalanche Sharks” and you just can’t sell that because it’s not a portmanteau.
Anyway, here’s the poster for _Sharknado 2: The Second One_ thanks to [io9](http://io9.com/everything-about-the-sharknado-2-poster-is-so-wrong-it-1553923459). Highlights of the film apparently include New York City, at least five separate sharks, and presumably Ian Ziering chainsawing at least 2 of those five sharks.