Remember all the awesome-because-they-were-batshit-crazy movies that Jackie Chan used to churn out? He’s made a new one!
Just feast your eyes on that. I’m sure it’s an awful movie with wonderful, ridiculous action just like it’s direct predecessors Armour of God and Armour of God II: Operation Condor (oh yeah, this is a sequel to them, did I mention that?) but also all his amazing 1980s/1990s movies (Rumble In The Bronx anyone? Who Am I? anyone?).
So yeah, it looks stupid, but that’s not why you go see a Jackie Chan movie is it? You go to see the man nearly die riding a roller suit through the entire Chinese army, kicking ass all the way, and then jumping it from a sewer pipe to a net hanging from a helicopter over a canyon without any safety equipment. Boom.
18th October this one comes out. I’ll see you there.