A story about a girl and her giant pig friend from the director of Snowpiercer. Where do I sign?
It’s the near future and because overpopulation has started to triple the planet the government has outlawed having siblings. And by “outlawed” I mean to say “they’ll maybe kill your extra kids”. This poses a problem for Willem Dafoe when his septuplet granddaughters are born. Let’s take a look.
Remember the early 90s Joel Schumacher directed thriller Flatliners, in which a group of young up-and-coming actors played a group of medical students who killed themselves to explore the afterlife? Well, it’s the late twenty-teens now so that means it’s due for an update.
Seriously. I hope Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon do a new one of these movies at the same rate until forever. It would make me happy.
I’m tentatively excited about a game. That hasn’t happened in a while. Let’s take a look.
Yes, I am a couple days behind on this but I was out of town. In any event the first trailer for Black Panther is here and it is 🔥. Let’s watch!
I am very happy that The Dark Tower is being made. I have exactly zero stake in the matter, I have never read any of the books and am only mildly aware of how Kings other work ties into them but seeing people positively freak out that they are happening makes me happy. Plus, I’m a fan of high concept weirdness. So let’s take a look at these two new trailers.
Here’s a quick fact for you: Tom Cruise is 54 years old. I am pretty sure that he has a Lazarus Pit stashed away somewhere. Here’s another fact: when he’s not doing an endless string of action films, Tom Cruise is a pretty good actor. He’s got a new movie coming out this fall that may or may not remind us of that. Let’s take a look.
Michael Bay brings his signature “everything in the shot must be moving and the camera must be moving and something must also be exploding” style back to the Transformers franchise. He keeps promising to stop making these. I wish he would.
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Murder on the Orient Express is one of the most famous murder mystery stories ever so I’m actually kind of shocked that they haven’t remade it sooner. It’s here now though, with a cast of thousands of famous faces and a really terrible song choice. Let’s watch!
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Buckle up, this is the best trailer yet and you’re about to get a song stuck in your head.
Television, Trailers / Comments Off on ‘Ozark’ Trailer: Jason Bateman breaks bad
Did you know that Netflix had a new show about an average family man who also happens to be a criminal? Neither did I! But they do, so let’s take a look.
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Here’s a quick clip of Charlize Theron kicking some ass.
Movies, Trailers / Comments Off on ‘The Mountain Between Us’ Trailer: Idris Elba and Kate Winslet survive a plane crash
This looks melodramatic, but I mean that in the good way.