Normally I’d take the casting of both John Cusack and Thomas Jane as a good thing. They’re both talented actors and I enjoy most of their films, even the bad ones. That’s a good thing I guess because this movie, in which thief John Cusack coerces former race car driver Thomas Jane into being his getaway driver, looks fucking awful.

So the question is, are movies getting worse or are big name actors trying to cache in on the _Sharknado_ effect, or what?

I’ve no idea when this comes out and I’m honestly not sure I want to know.