Xbox One: Microsoft’s Next Generation Revealed

Posted by Simon on May 21, 2013
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It’s here. After months of speculation and fevered guesswork, Microsoft today unveiled its latest machine poised to take on Sony’s incoming Playstation 4. At a special event in Seattle, journalists from all over the world were packed into a tent to to be shown…well, it’s a cable box that also plays games.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Xbox One.

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It’s a giant black box, that’s for sure. The smaller section is actually the new Kinect, and it forms an integral part of the new system. In fact, it’s mandatory, and every part of the One is accessible via custom gestures. Full details after the jump.

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Why I Was Disappointed by Star Trek Into Darkness (Spoilers)

Posted by Matthew on May 20, 2013
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In my review of Star Trek Into Darkness I ended up in a weird place. I think the film has some pretty amazing action sequences but that it’s not a very good movie. Which is to say, it’s just not a very good movie.

Since some of you have been asking why I had the reaction I did I am going to explain it. I would have done in the review but I didn’t want to spoil anything. That will not be the case here; in order to fully explain my problems I am going to have to fully explain them. So if you haven’t seen Star Trek Into Darkness yet you may want to give this article a pass. Otherwise his the jump and let’s get going.

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Review: Star Trek Into Darkness

Posted by Matthew on May 17, 2013
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Star Trek INto Darkness

So, time to talk about another of my most anticipated films. I am a life long Star Trek fan. Let’s just get that out of the way right now. When I was a kid I watched The Original Series. When it debuted on TV I watched Every episode of Next Generaion, Deep Space Nine and even Voyager despite all it’s problems. Enterprise, I am of the opinion, got cancelled just when it had gotten really good. I’ve seen every movie multiple times and, perhaps most relevant to what I am about to say, I really liked JJ Abrams 2009 reboot of the franchise.

Yes, it has problems. Hell, the whole plot falls apart if you pay more than a cursory amount of attention to the details, but it has that certain extra je ne said quo is that makes me forget all this as I watch it. Despite it’s ridiculousness it sucks me in and I enjoy it every time.

Naturally I was excited for a sequel and today we got one. So how is it? It’s… well it’s something.

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Review: The Great Gatsby

Posted by Matthew on May 16, 2013
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The Great Gatsby

I feel like Baz Luhrman has the potential to be an amazing film maker. He has a strong and distinct artistic and aesthetic voice, he can get Oscar calibre performances out of the actors cast in his his films and his films are often entertaining (except for Australia, which was boring).

Luckily The Great Gatsby is one of the entertaining ones, but as with his Romeo and Juliet and Moulin Rouge I came away thinking “that was pretty fun!” But feeling like something was missing.

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Why I’m Worried About Star Trek Into Darkness

Posted by Matthew on May 15, 2013
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Star Trek Into Darkness

Most nerds seem to grow up one of two ways: Star Wars fan or Star Trek fan. That’s not to say that a fan of one can’t be a fan of the other but if you ask people they will invariably identify one way or the other when it comes right down to it. Simon for example, is a Star Wars fan. I am a Star Trek fan. A Trekkie, through and through.

So tomorrow, for me, is a big day: there’s a new Star Trek movie coming out. I haven’t seen it yet but I will be tomorrow at least once, and potentially twice because that’s how much of a nerd I am.

If you follow [my twitter][twit] at all you may have noticed though that while I’m excited about new Star Trek I’m also rather worried about it. People have been asking me why so here are the answers.

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Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. Full Trailer!

Posted by Simon on May 14, 2013
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Agents of SHIELD

It’s here! The full trailer for Joss Whedon’s Avengers TV follow-up, Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D., looks ridiculously shiny -

(Here’s where you imagine Matt got to this news first and embedded the video properly. Think of this as me adding to your anticipation.)

Update:* I actually did get to this first but I scheduled it for the morning. I’ve since added a header image and the embedded video. -Matt

Needless to say, it looks amazing. This man made Firefly. Can’t wait!

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App Review: Impossible Road (iOS)

Posted by Simon on May 14, 2013
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Mobile touchscreen games can often be accused of doing too much. Immersive storylines and complex controls are all well and good, but these do not translate well to small screens obscured by thumbs clawing at virtual sticks. As I noted when discussing my game of 2012 Super Hexagon, the best mobile games are proving to be those that run with a single refined concept with simplistic on/off controls, and Kevin Ng’s Impossible Road is the latest title to show how mobile touchscreen gaming can also be hardcore.

A word of warning, though: you might hate this game. I get the feeling that there’s no middle ground with Impossible Road, and this is probably how you’ll start out, thumbs pressing hard into your screen, willing your ever-rolling ball to just bank harder dammit. However, give it time, learn what it really wants from you, and the shiny claws of addiction soon take firm hold.

The concept of Impossible Road is simple enough: a clean blue-on-white title screen takes you straight into the game, an unbordered white sphere rolling down a twisting blue path. Visually it’s very striking, looking like a Tron universe version of a marble rollercoaster, and is underscored by a pulsing soundtrack. If your ball falls off track and far enough into the void, whiteout rushing up to meet you with the same growing audio scream from Mirror’s Edge, it’s game over and back to a screen which simply asks, “Again?”. Scoring is based on number of gates rolled through, each growing in number by one. In these first few minutes you’ll spend more time tumbling into space than staying on track, swearing at the injustice, scoring never threatening to raise up into double figures.

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There’s one extra score on your game over screen, however, and it’s this that points you towards the secret heart of the game. “Total Jumped”, with “Best Jump”, seem at first to be random numbers that doesn’t seem connected to gameplay at all. The moment it clicks – perhaps when the whole game clicks – is when you work this out. What this tally counts is not really small jumps – of which there are many – but more the leaps from one section of track down to the next. If you fall off track, your whiteout death can be instantly interrupted if you make contact with another piece of track. Moreover, the “Best Jump” counter keeps track of how many gates you jump – it’s possible, for example, to go from 3 to 22 points with a carefully controlled set of tense descents. It’s here that addiction kicks in. Your focus shifts from controlling the sphere along the twists and turns to always keeping an eye below your current level,  looking for an opportunity to take a short cut and desperately aiming for the score gates to make the risks actually worthwhile. It’s a frenetic, tense experience where breathing becomes secondary.

There’s definitely an element of blind luck that perhaps removes it from a being an exercise of pure skill and, more often than not, you’ll completely misjudge a fall and end up with that question, “Again?”. However, it carries that secret element where you start becoming sure of how you can drop further next time, and your slowly rising score give this even more emphasis. You could hate it, of course, but there’s a very strong chance that you might discover a mobile game that bares the same hardcore teeth as the sublime Super Hexagon. At just $1.99, that’s worth a drop.

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 Impossible Road, $1.99, App Store

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Agents of Shield Teaser

Posted by Matthew on May 12, 2013
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Agents of SHIELD

A promo for the new Marvel Universe show Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. show dropped tonight goddamn it looks good. Let’s watch!

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Podcast Episode 47: Iron Man 3

Posted by Matthew on May 12, 2013
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Real life has gotten in the way slightly this week but better late than never, right? So then here is our discussion of Iron Man 3. Yes, Iron Man 3 again because we still haven’t had a chance to see Gatsby. Like I say, real life getting in the way.

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Matt Watches Bad Movies: Showgirls

Posted by Matthew on May 12, 2013
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Showgirls

I had to happen sometime. I’m watching bad movie here and there’s only so long I can go avoiding Nicholas Cage without watching something that is famously bad. So rather than wait until it was a last resort I decided to get Showgirls out of the way.

The infamous movie starring Jesse from saved by the bell as an exotic dancer is pretty terrible as I recall, but lets watch again and find out for sure.

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The World’s End Teaser

Posted by Matthew on May 08, 2013
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The World's End

Another of my most anticipated films of 2013 gets a teaser trailer. Let’s watch!

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Nagging Feelings About Iron Man 3

Posted by Matthew on May 08, 2013
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Iron Man 3

The more I think about Iron Man the more I am of two minds on the movie. For all the reasons I previously stated the movie works, but there’s a lot of things nagging at me.

I’m going to talk about a few of those things and this is going to contain spoilers. Pretty massive spoilers actually so if you haven’t seen the movie stop reading right now. Go see it. It’s definitely a movie you should see in theatres. Once you’ve seen it come back and read this.

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Spec Ops: The Line Review

Posted by Simon on May 08, 2013
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Some would argue – with very good reason – that Playstation Plus is the best thing to happen to this generation of consoles. The subscription service, initially derided as a blatant move to mirror Microsoft’s Xbox Live Gold and capitalise on the money Sony misses out on by offering free online multiplayer, eventually found its own identity as a wonderful way to build a game collection. Every month, as Xbox merely provides an open doorway to online interaction, Sony fills the Instant Game Collection with full titles free to download and keep for as long as the subscription remains active. The selection is varied and generous, leading to many remaining dormant on hard drives while more modern games assert their own importance. This was definitely true for my relationship with Spec Ops: The Line, a game I’d been itching to try since release but never actually found the time to play. However, upon finishing the game last night, I felt I should use this review primarily as a wake-up call to anyone else who might have it sat unplayed as I did: next time you need something new, start it up. For, while its ambitions don’t always overcome its distractions, Spec Ops: The Line is especial in its one defining quality – it’s a robust military shooter that dares to tell a story. It insists on it, actually, and the resulting experience is refreshing, albeit mainly memorable for the brutality that is played out.

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Enders Game Teaser Looks The Part

Posted by Matthew on May 07, 2013
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Enders Game

There’s finally a teaser trailer for Ender’s Game. Let’s watch!

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Everything Wrong With Star Trek (2009)

Posted by Matthew on May 07, 2013
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Star Trek Into Darkness

While we’re waiting for Star Trek Into Darkness the fine folks at CinemaSins have recounted all that’s wrong with 2009s Star Trek. Lets swatch!

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